Good evening, I am now here for official information, thank you for your patience!

Storyteller Ticketmaster is running a game this Saturday! I'll try to do a proper recap of what has happened up to this point and how we got here, but for now these are just the game instructions.

This will be a dating simulator. You will try to woo your family members and try to get a good end! However, good ends will be determined by what the family member would enjoy which might be...well...boy howdy. So good ends may or may not be equivalent to normal moral standards, okay! (just like dating sims irl)

◆ This is technically a two-parter game! Part one is on Saturday and Part Two is on Sunday! You can participate in one or the other, or do both, that's perfectly a-ok!

◆ For PART 1, Saturday, August 16th families can either sign up for

◈ 1PM PST / 2PM MST / 3PM CST / 4PM EST
◈ 6PM PST / 7PM MST / 8PM CST / 9PM EST

◆ For PART 2, Sunday, August 17th families can either sign up for

◈ 1PM PST / 2PM MST / 3PM CST / 4PM EST
◈ 5PM PST / 6PM MST / 7PM CST / 8PM EST

I might be able to adjust start times, just let me know in signups pleassss.

For part 1, I can theoretically do Friday evening for 1-2 families max, but let me know as early if possible so I can do some early prep for your families.

For part 2, I can theoretically do Monday evening runs, but let me know as early if possible so I can let people know when endgame will be.

MORE DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS IN COMMENTS BELOW